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06/10/01 00:04:53 63.64.166.83 tom
06/10/01 01:06:51 63.64.166.83 is this thing working ???
06/10/01 17:36:11 63.64.166.122 Not at home -- gone swinning
06/10/01 18:37:47 63.64.166.194 hello mike
06/11/01 07:39:45 63.64.166.235 TGE WAS HERE
06/11/01 08:03:53 63.64.166.235 BO WAS HERE (-:
06/11/01 20:44:06 12.73.251.178 "MO was HERE....Elmo that is
06/11/01 21:56:16 63.64.166.161 Triathlon Man --- I knew him when....
06/12/01 21:06:52 12.73.250.239 Triathlon Man...fact or fiction
06/13/01 11:52:45 65.167.21.33 New Pic -- Where were you last night ?
06/13/01 13:51:15 65.167.21.19 New Picture -- Where were you last night ?
06/14/01 19:26:55 65.167.21.17 ah..ah..ah, I'll get back with you on this
06/14/01 19:52:11 65.167.21.17 You are such a studly boy
06/14/01 22:50:22 12.73.250.204 Mr. Studly is my name
06/15/01 17:51:41 65.167.21.25 A fool and his money are soon partying.
06/16/01 13:33:46 63.64.166.84 You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME
06/17/01 13:05:31 216.102.64.34 Greetings from Alcatraz
06/18/01 16:16:57 24.50.176.178 I know more than seventy-five characters, Jethro being #ONE
06/19/01 12:37:37 208.21.102.100 Hey, studboy, did you roll that TP for future use or is it in a wad?
06/20/01 08:06:00 12.73.250.248 Hey Mr. Studboy, BO is da man
06/20/01 14:13:57 65.167.21.53 No you Da Man
06/21/01 18:12:31 63.64.166.159 Randy Cline was Here
06/26/01 10:48:18 65.167.21.53 Thur. East Race Waterway, be there!!!
06/29/01 04:48:56 65.167.21.14 East Race Waterway, Was Great !!!
06/30/01 10:53:36 206.26.113.5 Get off the phone!!
07/01/01 08:39:25 63.64.166.158 The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
07/02/01 11:08:09 208.21.102.124 Who's that peeking in the pool shed window?
07/03/01 19:30:50 12.82.248.31 peek no more...Mr. peeker
07/04/01 01:08:04 63.64.166.151 elmores.net --- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
07/09/01 01:02:47 12.82.248.144 elmores.net----sarcasm with a smile
07/09/01 07:32:41 63.64.166.87 elmores.net---too many freaks, not enough circuses.
07/11/01 22:36:36 12.82.248.42 Elmores. net.. trop de freaks. ..not assez de clowns
07/12/01 13:54:37 65.167.21.54 elmoresyay.et---toonay anymay eaksfray, otnay enoughyay ircusescay.
07/12/01 14:03:18 65.167.21.54 elmoresyay.etnay---toonay anymay eaksfray, otnay enoughyay ircusescay
07/12/01 14:04:44 65.167.21.54 elmoresyay.etnay --- toonay anymay eaksfray, otnay enoughyay ircusescay
07/13/01 17:58:52 12.82.249.77 elmores.net...too muchos ejemplares anormales
07/14/01 08:07:53 65.167.21.58 elmores.net ... Boldly going nowhere
07/14/01 21:07:10 205.188.192.33 Marty was here..Marty was there...I am every where!
07/14/01 23:00:20 12.82.250.69 elmores. red.. donde Marty es el hombre
07/15/01 19:23:35 63.64.166.125
07/15/01 19:24:52 63.64.166.125
07/15/01 19:26:28 63.64.166.125 Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
07/16/01 16:44:32 205.188.199.171 Marty es cada uno diosa preferida!
07/16/01 19:42:01 63.64.166.108 Elmoreo he makes the sign of the Eeee ..... come on sing along
07/17/01 13:42:17 63.64.166.65 El'Moreo he makes the sign of the Eeee ..... come on sing along
07/17/01 23:34:41 63.64.166.183 Man! The things said up here are reallt wierd.
07/17/01 23:35:21 63.64.166.183 Man! the things you guys say up here are really wierd!
07/18/01 14:24:12 205.188.199.51 I like my bike, I like macaroni. But most of all, I love my first sony!
07/18/01 14:32:58 205.188.199.51 hi julie!!!!
07/18/01 14:34:23 63.64.166.143 hi marty!!!!
07/18/01 14:34:23 63.64.166.143 hi marty!!!!
07/18/01 14:36:02 199.3.25.150 wasssabi!
07/18/01 14:36:55 199.3.25.150 Carpe Diem!
07/27/01 14:18:55 208.21.102.25 Whose idea for today's photo???
08/06/01 14:04:31 65.167.21.60 A fine time was had by all !!!
08/06/01 19:16:34 216.40.160.15 Glad to hear that!
08/06/01 21:44:05 12.82.248.63 elmores.net.....what comes around goes around
08/07/01 23:20:35 65.167.21.31 You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
08/07/01 23:50:26 65.167.21.31 They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!
08/09/01 05:40:38 12.82.247.140 elmores.net ...we are on a mission from God
08/09/01 09:07:10 63.64.166.78 Toga! Toga! -- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
08/10/01 02:04:46 209.206.219.9 Now, where did I leave those glasses?
08/11/01 20:20:51 65.167.21.25 The green and purple glasses are hiding somewhere at Irma's house.
08/11/01 23:36:17 65.167.21.38 Are you mental?
08/15/01 20:41:17 12.82.248.227 at elmores.net we ARE mental !!!!!!
08/19/01 00:42:00 65.167.21.57 Hey, somebody step on a duck ?
08/20/01 15:32:02 63.64.166.197 Tkae me wife! Please!
08/20/01 16:57:30 63.64.166.83 Take me wife! Please!
08/20/01 16:58:22 63.64.166.83 Take me wife! Please!
08/20/01 21:18:27 63.64.166.59 Prince Charming, please rescue me! I'm so tired of living with the ogre.
08/21/01 03:56:11 63.64.166.138 I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends
08/26/01 06:42:25 206.26.113.5 Oink oink. . . .oink oink. It's Piggy Day!!!
08/27/01 08:18:52 65.167.21.55 You’re a slacker, McFly.
08/27/01 17:57:00 165.138.209.215 Where's the pork, er beef?
08/28/01 16:41:10 65.167.21.7 Open up the door it's Dave! - Who? - DAVE! - Dave? - Yeah Dave! - Dave's not here !!
08/28/01 16:43:01 65.167.21.7 Open up the door it's Dave - Who? - DAVE - Dave? - Yeah Dave - Dave's not here !
08/31/01 12:59:25 63.162.114.70 This little piggy went to market?
08/31/01 22:15:10 12.82.248.123 This little piggy went home....
09/01/01 08:47:53 65.167.21.48 Your dream prince, reporting for duty!
09/03/01 01:27:34 63.64.166.95 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
09/03/01 02:37:59 63.64.166.95 I cna ytpe ###wrods pre mniuet.
09/03/01 02:46:37 63.64.166.95 elmores.net --- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
09/08/01 21:01:38 12.82.249.23 exploding brains is just one of our many services @ elmores.net
09/09/01 00:50:19 209.206.219.9 Exploding brains, roasting hogs, rating farts. Services you won
09/09/01 00:51:52 209.206.219.9 Exploding brains. Just our way of saying "thanks".
09/17/01 11:26:40 12.39.2.134 This site is powered by methane gas.
09/20/01 23:05:29 209.206.219.9 "This site is methane gas"
09/21/01 23:40:43 63.64.166.137 Betty Sow, is that you I smell ?
09/24/01 01:01:51 209.206.219.9 "Betty Sow de Fudge: Large and In Charge, gotta mama named Marge, the size of a Barge."
09/24/01 01:04:16 209.206.219.9 Betty Sow de Fudge: Large and In Charge. Got a Mama named Marge, the size of a Barge.
09/26/01 08:53:23 65.167.21.43 Betty Sow deFudge, Big Mama Methane, what have I done to deserve such women ?
09/26/01 12:10:09 157.91.62.246 Hey baby, I love the picture of us your the best xxx your sweetheart.
09/26/01 13:39:50 65.167.21.60
09/26/01 18:57:05 63.64.166.151 My hubby left me for a honey bear boo hoo boo hoo
09/30/01 09:53:50 12.82.248.219 Her hubby left her for a honey bear????
10/02/01 10:20:00 65.167.21.19 Looking good like I knew I would ..
10/04/01 20:00:50 63.64.166.74 Well, my tail feathers may droop a little, but I can still out crow anything in the barn yard .
10/08/01 23:13:59 65.167.21.51 Don't you blaspheme in here!
10/09/01 23:20:29 65.167.21.40 I think I'll have a large order of 'prognosis negative'.
10/12/01 12:42:09 63.64.166.59 Man, you are a pathetic loser. No offense.
10/15/01 16:21:58 165.138.209.215 You are cuter with your hood off. A haircut might help too.
10/15/01 16:22:11 165.138.209.215 You are cuter with your hood off. A haircut might help too.
10/15/01 23:17:16 64.91.24.221 Is this the face of an International Man of Mystery?!?
10/17/01 16:11:19 63.64.166.87 If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
10/21/01 01:23:49 64.91.24.205 Well, I dunno'. Depends on the other face.
10/23/01 15:33:05 65.167.21.38 (Sing Along) Elmore - Thomas Elmore, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y
10/23/01 15:34:24 65.167.21.38 (Sing Along) Elmore-Thomas Elmore, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y
10/23/01 18:19:52 64.91.24.134 (Sing Along) Thomas Elmore, Thomas Elmore, riding through the woods....
10/24/01 08:39:54 65.167.21.86 Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith.
10/24/01 10:06:28 65.167.21.86 Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness (-:
10/24/01 10:07:41 65.167.21.86 Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness (-:
10/24/01 23:42:50 209.206.132.249 (back to the song) "stealing from the poor and giving to the rich..."
10/25/01 01:20:37 65.167.21.60 aaaahh .. then stopping in the woods to scratch a little itch ?
10/25/01 23:55:23 64.91.24.221 nooo..."and giving to the rich. Stupid #itch" It's old Monty Python
10/26/01 00:05:21 64.91.24.221 Well, maybe I'd better not go there...
10/27/01 10:49:57 63.64.166.114 Me en hers like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go's together
10/27/01 10:50:42 63.64.166.114 Me en hers like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go's together Like a skunk goes with stank.
10/27/01 10:51:44 63.64.166.114 Me en hers like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go's together like a skunk goes with stank.
10/30/01 19:36:15 65.167.21.87 You need to remember to "eat moe possum"
10/31/01 12:13:23 63.64.166.87 Remember !!! "eat moe possum"
11/03/01 10:16:50 63.64.166.137 A crowded elevator smells different to midget.
11/10/01 12:52:45 63.27.182.216 "VAP: Very Anoying People!"
11/10/01 17:52:19 65.167.21.11 You are the annoying one.
11/12/01 11:42:45 12.82.248.121 being the annoying one is not always bad
11/13/01 21:01:08 63.16.231.233 IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE BORED!!!
11/17/01 16:56:01 63.64.166.122 I'm bored
11/17/01 19:37:22 63.64.166.100 You smell terrific!
11/22/01 07:06:04 12.82.248.181 Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!
11/24/01 09:44:47 65.167.21.66 What a Thanksgiving! I'm still stuffed. In fact, now I know how the turkey felt.
11/29/01 08:08:25 65.167.21.56 Not up to no good are you? 'Cause if you are there's a fifty cent "Up to No Good" tax.
11/30/01 18:41:50 205.188.193.179 truth = self - ego - id
11/30/01 22:04:56 63.64.166.166 I can lick gravity, but the paperwork's sure tough ..
12/01/01 16:20:47 65.167.21.107 you guys are really starting to scare me (and I'm serious)
12/01/01 22:28:31 65.167.21.9 Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
12/04/01 07:50:50 12.82.248.87 Yes, that's it we're a nice normal family.
12/07/01 08:04:58 12.82.247.179 Normal family...yes that's it!...normal family
12/07/01 09:58:41 65.167.21.106 What should I get Connie for Christmas ?
12/10/01 21:12:36 64.91.24.162 Go to cabin. Chill L.C. 'Winter', make great dinner, rent her fav. film, turn off phone.
12/12/01 07:21:53 65.167.21.116 I'll shower her with compliments like: "You ain't near as ugly as your sister.
12/12/01 13:46:30 64.91.24.161 Perhaps you could simply shower.
12/14/01 13:59:16 12.82.248.82 Perhaps you could simply shower, with a friend?
12/14/01 21:56:39 64.91.24.192 Perhaps you could simply shower a friend.
12/15/01 23:18:15 65.167.21.79 Shower the people you love with love, show them how much you care
12/16/01 13:49:22 63.64.166.141 9999
12/16/01 13:49:56 63.64.166.141 Shower the people you love with love, show them how much you care
12/18/01 22:33:01 65.167.21.103 Greetings my excellent friend (don't burn the potpourri) ..
12/19/01 18:06:57 216.166.192.231 Still smells like smoke, but love that potpourri
12/20/01 00:28:24 65.167.21.114 Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
12/25/01 16:28:13 65.167.21.10 Merry Christmas
12/27/01 17:36:30 65.167.21.85 What contemptible scroundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
12/28/01 13:33:32 205.188.196.53 "Not I, said the LIttle Red Hen.
12/28/01 22:59:26 65.167.21.60 You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?
12/31/01 19:52:36 64.91.24.241 !!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
01/05/02 09:00:38 65.167.21.99 When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
01/06/02 21:05:37 63.64.166.154 My Karma ran over my Dogma - Bumper Sticker
01/08/02 07:53:54 65.167.21.96 Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
01/12/02 00:15:36 65.167.21.75 Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, Be fruitful and multiply, but not in those words.
01/12/02 20:43:05 65.167.21.103 How come I always get blamed for everything I do ?
01/14/02 23:45:15 65.167.21.14 come on Betty color my world --- LOL
01/14/02 23:46:54 209.206.132.89 I'm tryin'! I'm tryin'!
01/14/02 23:54:53 65.167.21.14 broken onion link
01/15/02 00:07:04 209.206.132.89 try it now--it's been working for me
01/15/02 00:09:38 65.167.21.14 I centered the onion
01/15/02 00:14:06 65.167.21.14 I'm going to bed you should to -- Ben will be up early
01/15/02 00:38:34 209.206.132.89 Didn't you know? Ben's always the last one up.
01/15/02 09:49:59 209.206.132.99 Look at Betty! Ain't she proud?!?
01/15/02 23:03:03 65.167.21.109 They have the Internet on computers now?
01/17/02 13:33:30 63.64.166.55 When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek.
01/18/02 08:54:24 65.167.21.25 Consequences, shmonsequences, today I traded my work ethic for a banana.
01/21/02 00:17:40 65.167.21.64 He-ey! There's something awfuwy scwewy going on awound here!
01/25/02 00:04:31 65.167.21.31 I'm tellin' ya, that man does not look stable.
01/25/02 09:22:47 12.82.248.232 I'm tellin' ya, take that man to the stable.
01/27/02 04:31:48 65.167.21.8 Ahaa ahaa, You didn't say the magic word.
01/30/02 19:52:19 209.206.132.88 Waddya mean you're on the phone?!?
01/30/02 21:50:01 65.167.21.53 Dah !! On the phone: means we're on the internet .
01/30/02 21:54:23 65.167.21.53 Doh !! On the phone, means we're on the internet .
02/02/02 08:59:28 12.82.248.201 "Doh !! On the fone, means we're on da internet . "
02/03/02 09:14:01 65.167.21.126 Who let the dogs out.....
02/04/02 14:13:00 209.206.132.154 I dunno who let them out, but somebody better put them back in!
02/07/02 16:51:39 63.64.166.75 ò¿ó¬ I see you
02/09/02 18:37:14 64.91.24.157 "ò¿ó¬ ICU
02/10/02 12:46:46 63.64.166.51 ò¿ó¬ ICU -- oh my gosh --- put some clothes on for crying out loud..
02/10/02 12:48:32 63.64.166.51 ò¿ó¬ ICU -- oh my gosh -- put some clothes on for crying out loud.
02/11/02 10:03:22 216.166.192.210 Server down for days, JR
02/12/02 16:13:58 65.167.21.31 Pull your pants up, and turn your hat around. You look like an idiot.
02/14/02 14:31:19 65.167.21.136 "Sing Along" -- The bells are ringing for me and my gal ...
02/16/02 01:29:21 63.64.166.97 Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
02/16/02 18:06:58 64.91.24.144 Men are like parking spaces: you can never find one when you need one.
02/18/02 21:15:03 63.64.166.112 Is that really what they believe on the planet you're from ?
02/19/02 11:40:00 216.65.184.121 so we had four elmores (male) mostly single setting around eating breakfast..so what did we have?
02/19/02 12:06:51 65.167.21.148 Cinnamon Rolls at Diggers -- just a wild guess
02/19/02 12:44:48 216.65.184.121 pleasant lake jailhouseblues breakfast @ gary's
02/19/02 22:41:46 63.64.166.157 You're never too old to do goofy stuff
02/21/02 00:07:39 64.91.24.164 You're never too goofy to do old stuff
02/21/02 00:08:27 64.91.24.164 "You're never too goofy to do old stuff."
02/22/02 19:04:48 216.166.193.23 Tow wild and crazy guys off to eat chi=knees
02/22/02 21:06:10 216.166.192.133 Two wild and crazy guys back from eating, fat now
02/22/02 21:32:01 209.206.132.177 It's not 'how big is the dog in the fight?' but 'how big is the fight in the dog?'
02/23/02 10:44:44 216.166.192.166 This dog is old and fat and not prone to fight
02/26/02 11:56:13 63.64.166.99 I never drew a fat salary, but I once sketched a skinny tomato.
03/05/02 19:51:43 65.219.103.16 ET phone home
03/09/02 23:09:08 65.219.103.137 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
03/12/02 14:38:24 65.219.103.62 Remember, don't make shame in Arizona !
03/14/02 16:47:51 68.14.212.246 Arizona is warm and sunny with big blue skies
03/16/02 09:51:15 65.219.103.158 If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted.
03/18/02 13:46:35 65.167.21.153 Man who run in front of car get tired.
03/19/02 11:33:16 65.219.103.92 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
03/22/02 00:26:31 65.167.21.148 Kissin' don't last, good cookin' do!
03/24/02 00:55:13 65.230.195.49 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
03/25/02 07:43:10 209.206.132.136 A pound of cure equals two pounds of chocolate
03/26/02 14:20:34 24.50.176.55 A slight stronger gust could raise the skirt a wee bit more..go for it!!
03/29/02 12:47:47 65.167.21.148 Think Spring
04/02/02 23:56:05 12.82.248.207 Think ..be kind to your brother this week
04/06/02 17:41:56 65.167.21.133 Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
04/09/02 20:58:43 65.219.103.54 Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
04/13/02 01:14:21 65.219.103.34 Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails
04/14/02 23:36:19 65.219.103.44 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
04/18/02 01:12:12 65.167.21.9 Dinner Monday night ?
04/18/02 14:41:00 65.219.103.54 I'll cook, you made to big a mess last time ..
04/18/02 14:42:27 65.219.103.54 I'll cook, you made to big a mess last time ..
04/18/02 22:37:44 209.206.132.171 Papa John's isn't messy. Tear up the box for plates.
04/19/02 17:43:57 65.219.103.88 Tear up the box for plates (Be careful what you wish for)
04/20/02 00:24:38 209.206.132.254 I wish for fish on my ish wish dish
04/20/02 13:40:40 65.219.103.85 If I served you Carp I can hear you harp
04/21/02 15:41:34 209.206.132.191 Give me a filet and I'll sing all day!
04/21/02 16:37:47 65.167.21.152 How bout a bass as big as your hand, this don't rhyme cause the bass ain't big enough
04/21/02 16:40:23 65.167.21.152 How about a bass as big as your hand, this don't rhyme cause the bass ain't big enough
04/23/02 09:37:12 65.219.103.117 Randy Cline do you read this ?
04/23/02 14:58:01 216.166.192.137 Yes, I do, I'm a regular subscriber
04/23/02 23:25:15 65.167.21.139 Hey Blivit, did you get your paper work done?
04/24/02 09:32:58 216.166.192.179 My paperwork is finished, and I feel so good
04/25/02 18:46:56 65.219.103.70 I'm feeling OK, but I'm still shooting snot rockets .
04/26/02 10:10:23 216.166.192.2 Get a hankerchief or a clean finger
04/26/02 10:19:08 216.166.192.2 You may think a runny nose is funny but its snot
04/28/02 10:49:23 65.219.103.94 Ask that lady of yours how her trapunto is doing ..
04/29/02 10:34:15 216.166.192.128 She doesn't do trapunto, it's too hard
04/29/02 11:58:42 65.219.103.15 So you got a woman your not telling me about ?
04/29/02 18:16:50 216.166.193.150 No woman, just people who feed me!
04/30/02 11:58:04 65.167.21.179 Next week, a doctor with a flashlight will us where your humor comes from.
04/30/02 14:56:49 65.219.103.137 Next week, a doctor with a flashlight will show us where your humor comes from.
05/02/02 23:51:16 65.167.21.13 Always try to be modest, and be proud of it !
05/06/02 13:49:03 64.91.24.71 Three gobblers in the trees, does not a turkey in the pot make.
05/08/02 20:41:20 65.219.103.6 Toms out of town, let have something witty up here when he returns..
05/09/02 14:18:45 216.166.192.22 Golly, Goober, is that a Cajun in your gumbo?
05/09/02 17:18:22 65.219.103.117 Something witty
05/10/02 06:51:44 12.82.247.107 Something witty , Something pretty
05/11/02 21:34:28 64.91.24.199 (sing) I feel pretty. My name's Schmidty. I have chest hair and wear big pink tiiigghhts!....!
05/17/02 10:24:31 65.219.103.107 I've made it home
05/17/02 14:24:55 216.65.186.164 And what a home it is!!!
05/19/02 21:26:21 65.167.21.139 I got a lot of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
05/20/02 16:49:25 216.65.188.56 Tom Elmore, mover of rocks,a.k.a. The Rock Mover
05/22/02 16:21:00 65.219.103.52 The Gordons are coming ! Run for your life !!
05/25/02 02:25:08 65.167.21.11 Pool is at seventy eight degrees, come on over and swim.
05/26/02 00:36:51 64.91.24.227 First let me dig out the neoprene suit.
05/29/02 13:45:48 216.65.186.162 First let me dig out the Elmore snout.
05/29/02 15:05:54 65.219.103.21 First let me dig out the Elmore snout. --- ( a full days work )
05/31/02 08:14:06 65.219.103.135 Study for that test, young man !
05/31/02 09:11:44 216.166.192.207 The test has been passed, wonders never cease!
06/03/02 07:59:15 65.219.103.70 Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
06/06/02 09:30:52 65.167.21.155 Time for something not so disgusting to see first thing in the a.m.
06/08/02 12:13:52 65.167.21.146 The Arnettmobile, a mean, clean, kid hauling machine .
06/11/02 16:15:38 65.219.103.141 We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
06/12/02 12:44:11 216.65.184.49 We all hold hands and all fall down
06/13/02 09:12:58 65.219.103.81 I tried being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
06/14/02 19:44:16 65.219.103.136 I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.
06/15/02 12:24:51 209.206.132.132 Ben Says, "In SIX days, we'll be at TOM's house!" The rest of us are chopped liver.
06/17/02 21:33:48 209.206.132.73 Ben Says, "Four more days and we'll be at Tom's house!"
06/18/02 15:24:31 65.219.103.24 Tom says, "Three more days and Ben will be at my house!"
06/20/02 12:13:44 65.219.103.66 Hola amigos. Workin' hard or hardly workin'?
06/24/02 21:41:51 216.65.184.149 Holy amigos. Workin' hardly or hard workin'
06/26/02 09:39:52 65.219.103.153 Me and a few good buds are going canoeing, if you get my drift !
07/02/02 11:03:35 66.227.212.50 You and a few good buds went canoeing, and caught a drift !
07/04/02 13:30:27 65.219.103.78 Yes it's hot and yes I'm in the pool ...
07/05/02 17:54:30 12.39.2.134 Yes it's hot, no I'm not.
07/05/02 17:54:58 12.39.2.134 That is my butt in that skirt. Tom G. Elmore
07/08/02 23:48:37 65.219.103.100 If I only knew a realtor, life would be good !
07/09/02 09:00:21 216.166.192.234 You know a realtor, but the realtor has no house
07/09/02 18:59:11 65.167.21.175 Need a new Billet ? Call Blivit !!
07/11/02 11:38:25 64.91.24.156 O U Q-T! U R A B-U-T!
07/21/02 22:14:44 65.167.21.43 Home at last !!
07/24/02 20:35:14 65.219.103.82 Go Blivit Go !!!
07/25/02 11:03:52 12.39.2.134 Phew! Who ripped one? Tom, was that you? Man, that's nasty.
07/26/02 10:48:05 65.219.103.66 It's County Fair time in Goshen
07/27/02 13:34:57 65.219.103.97 Happy Birthday to you !!!
07/28/02 20:47:43 65.167.21.142 Cursed is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds.
07/31/02 09:17:47 65.219.103.23 Permission to come aboard, Captain Poopy Pants?
07/31/02 23:02:56 209.206.132.255 Permission denied. I already have a full load.
08/01/02 15:02:08 65.167.21.45 Come on Stacey, you know you look better than I do in a bikini ...
08/01/02 21:30:14 63.29.102.196 "Tom, a good bikini wax and you could be on the cover of Sports Illustrated!"
08/05/02 23:57:01 65.167.21.1 Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.
08/12/02 10:08:21 64.255.98.94 I pity the fool who missed their chance to buy fabric !!
08/15/02 23:16:03 64.255.107.94 I pity the fool who kissed the bullfrog !!
08/19/02 01:19:29 64.255.98.123 Humor heals, but does a heels humor heal ?
08/19/02 08:20:26 66.227.212.50 How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if..
08/20/02 09:10:16 64.255.98.108 I think it's "could a woodchuck chuck" ...
08/22/02 20:12:19 66.227.212.50 "I think it's "could a chuckwood chuck" ... "
08/23/02 13:37:08 64.255.98.161 This is only a t est !!
08/23/02 13:51:50 66.227.212.50 "This message is only a t est !! "
08/23/02 22:33:46 64.255.107.140 And you flunked!
08/23/02 22:55:43 66.227.212.50 "And yuo flunked! "
08/26/02 22:26:54 66.227.212.50 Hey Flunkie! u home?
08/27/02 08:13:55 66.227.212.50 Good morning sunshine
08/27/02 11:28:33 12.39.2.134 Tom Elmore: Usually Safe, Seldom Sound.
09/09/02 23:45:51 64.255.98.72 Tom Elmore: he gives 110% ---- 5% of the time
09/11/02 00:28:47 64.255.98.55 Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
09/13/02 18:59:03 64.255.98.61 Connie Jo, Elle est vachement bandante !!
09/17/02 09:19:17 64.255.107.121 Tom Elmore, Qu'est-ce qu'il dégoise ?
09/23/02 10:14:30 12.39.2.134
09/23/02 10:14:33 12.39.2.134 I was one of those people at Woodstock who took the brown acid. Lemme tell ya somethin': There was nothing wrong with it.
09/24/02 11:00:08 64.255.107.58 Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter".
09/26/02 11:28:23 64.255.107.97 Lets buy Tom a new Hummer, send money in plain white envelope !!
09/30/02 16:00:38 64.255.98.160 What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
10/01/02 20:11:33 64.255.98.168 We don't skinny dip. We chunky dunk.
10/05/02 10:34:51 64.255.107.104 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
10/05/02 10:36:15 64.255.107.104 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
10/08/02 16:11:41 64.255.107.43 Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before...
10/17/02 10:12:27 64.255.107.69 what is the most disgusting website on the net ask jeeves
10/17/02 10:13:58 64.255.107.69 what is the most disgusting website on the net ask jeeves
10/17/02 10:15:21 64.255.107.69 what is the most disgusting website on the net ask jeeves
11/03/02 23:44:10 64.255.98.180 Arguing with a zealot is only slightly easier than tunneling through a mountain with your forehead.
11/03/02 23:48:28 64.255.98.180 I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
11/15/02 10:55:42 165.138.198.1 Before you critize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do critize them your a mile away and... you have their shoes.
11/17/02 10:18:50 64.255.107.96 Some people just never learn.
11/21/02 22:42:50 64.255.107.8 Can you read ?
11/23/02 10:02:40 64.255.107.90 I can but the real question here is can you?
11/23/02 21:37:14 64.255.107.35 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11/26/02 21:29:49 64.255.98.69 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
12/05/02 07:41:58 64.255.107.28 No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
12/08/02 01:08:52 64.255.107.103 I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12/19/02 16:53:08 64.255.98.130 Note to self: eat more fudge, drink more eggnog ..
12/19/02 16:53:42 64.255.98.130 Note to self : eat more fudge, drink more eggnog ..
12/24/02 06:43:46 64.255.98.135 No matter where you go, there you are.
01/10/03 17:32:05 64.255.98.124 let it snow, let it snow, let it snow --- In Illinois !!
01/16/03 13:25:38 216.166.192.50 Yeah, it snowed in IL, now let the games begin in IN
01/18/03 13:30:16 64.255.107.41 Look out Bert, there is a web cam in the ceiling above the shower !!
01/18/03 13:31:10 64.255.107.41 Look out Bert, there's a web cam in the ceiling above the shower !!
01/21/03 14:31:41 64.255.107.80 my feet are cold --- send heat !!!
01/28/03 16:05:38 64.255.98.139 for ladies who one-quarter cup of tea can fill completely up
02/02/03 17:59:45 64.91.24.123 C D B? D B S A B-Z B!
02/06/03 23:53:25 64.255.107.137 Saw DB, DBB Dead
02/09/03 00:15:48 64.255.107.10 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
02/15/03 07:36:05 64.255.98.103 A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
02/20/03 08:41:51 64.255.107.102 She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
02/24/03 15:21:15 64.255.98.163 we be driving a new Dodge Caravan a yuppie mobile if ever I saw one
03/01/03 09:09:11 66.227.212.34
03/01/03 09:10:16 66.227.212.34
03/01/03 16:17:08 64.255.107.66 sorry i don't know how
03/02/03 00:57:14 64.255.98.26 hey don't give me that -- this works fine for me
03/03/03 05:10:01 66.227.212.34
03/03/03 06:21:43 64.255.98.45 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
03/03/03 06:22:28 64.255.98.45 tom was here
03/04/03 23:38:24 64.255.107.55 are you thinking spring ?
03/06/03 08:37:00 64.255.107.96 fishing for brown trout ---- lol
03/12/03 21:16:44 64.255.98.129 A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
03/26/03 15:38:45 64.255.107.68 I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.
03/26/03 19:41:53 64.255.107.38 Every calendar's days are numbered.
04/07/03 14:11:57 64.255.107.189 Hi Mary Bert, is Randy behaving himself ?
04/14/03 17:30:07 64.255.98.44 Look out kid, mom is on her way home !
04/14/03 19:35:15 64.255.107.12 Look out kids, mom is on her way home !
04/16/03 12:15:51 64.255.107.115 don't worry, be happy !!!
04/28/03 18:05:57 64.255.107.29 home at last .....
05/02/03 08:46:12 64.255.107.126 rain in Goshen
05/02/03 23:29:55 64.255.107.33 [_]? got coffee ?
05/10/03 13:22:59 12.39.2.134 I went to get a haircut and asked for a "Moe", but they gave me a "Curly".
05/15/03 18:29:57 64.255.107.109 If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
05/15/03 18:35:27 64.255.107.109 Hey, act your age -- senile!
06/02/03 14:55:54 64.255.98.25 Mow that lawn fat boy !!!
06/08/03 21:29:24 64.255.98.60 Home at last
07/14/03 19:59:05 209.206.132.131 Cabin time at last
07/17/03 15:25:39 68.73.67.199 She wants a web tattoo on her butt!
07/17/03 15:29:43 68.73.67.199 Looking at last year's vaca photos at Glen Lake, she swoons over the thought there is only three more days to go.....
07/27/03 17:53:10 64.255.98.166 I'm home, had a good time !!
07/28/03 13:08:07 68.75.130.144 Ditto -- wish it didn't have to end !
08/01/03 00:30:36 64.255.107.123 cabinet man north this is cabinet man south
08/02/03 22:50:29 64.255.98.117 http://elmpres.net/mike/trip
08/02/03 22:51:26 64.255.98.117 http://elmores.net/mike/trip
08/03/03 10:10:08 64.255.107.98 time for a new picture of the day
08/16/03 09:05:15 67.167.15.112 hey Mike count them beans
09/03/03 15:38:31 209.206.132.198 'happy b-day' to dear cj
09/06/03 09:18:29 67.167.239.107 To avoid resembling a hippopotamus, Simply reduce that hip or bottom mass.
10/09/03 22:29:08 67.167.239.107 Say what ?
10/13/03 11:21:55 12.39.2.134 I spill like carp.
10/27/03 14:46:24 67.167.15.65 # Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
10/27/03 14:46:49 67.167.15.65 Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
11/13/03 08:28:50 67.167.15.65 Mike you there ?
11/15/03 09:57:52 24.213.10.174 present and accounted for Sir
11/16/03 09:49:29 67.167.15.65 OK the no accounts are accounted for !!
11/22/03 20:22:28 68.32.248.137 This is changed by Dave...
11/25/03 06:04:42 24.213.10.174 Dave..Dave..Dave's not here man
11/27/03 09:33:02 67.167.15.65 In lieu of a gift, a donation has been made in your name to a restaurant of my choice.
12/09/03 21:48:35 67.167.15.65 one nineteen point nine two
12/13/03 14:49:41 67.167.15.65 Peace On Earth and all that junk !!
12/17/03 11:36:38 216.65.187.100 Help, I have stuck in the undergound of lost email, and am sherching a way out. this is the dugger gasping for a new breath on the highway of . com
12/25/03 08:01:38 67.167.239.207 Hello Mother
12/30/03 12:09:41 209.206.132.89 keeping it real
12/30/03 12:12:21 209.206.132.89 keepin' it real
01/12/04 08:39:30 24.7.227.211 got me a cold -- anyone want it ?
01/16/04 17:33:50 24.7.227.211 got me a cold -- anyone want it ? going once ..
01/17/04 08:55:15 24.7.227.211 got me a cold -- anyone want it ? going twice ..
01/19/04 09:00:27 24.7.243.207 I need to think of some new cliches ...
02/09/04 11:13:59 24.7.243.207 THINK SPRING !!!
02/10/04 19:46:18 24.11.141.73 Twenty lashes with a wet noodle for missing your curfew!!!
02/16/04 10:20:07 24.7.243.207 The safest rule - No ifs or buts - Just drive - Like every one else - Is nuts! - Burma-Shave
02/22/04 09:50:21 24.7.243.207 Sunday February Twenty Second Nine Thirty AM -- I saw a Robin
02/24/04 10:30:59 24.7.243.207 "Veni, Vidi, Velcro." I came, I saw, I stuck around.
02/26/04 12:38:59 66.114.227.95 I'm sleeping in Seattle
03/09/04 19:34:30 24.7.243.207 DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED
04/07/04 20:52:45 209.206.132.125
04/13/04 16:47:02 24.7.243.207 erewhay isway ethay utheranlay ebway itesay ?
04/14/04 10:59:36 209.206.132.118 stpaulcaro.org
04/27/04 18:46:30 24.7.243.207 stpaulcaro.org --- when ?
04/30/04 18:48:53 24.7.243.207 Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
06/04/04 23:48:54 24.7.243.207 Phil is here
06/08/04 10:25:42 12.39.2.141 This site is brought to you by Tom Elmore, Michiana's Leading Home Producer of Methane Gas
06/19/04 19:55:54 24.7.243.207 oh my gosh --- put something on for crying out loud ...
06/23/04 20:11:07 24.7.243.207 I don't know much but I lead the league in nostril hair.
07/17/04 17:02:56 165.138.209.196 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
07/19/04 14:52:13 67.36.153.140 Make sure you weigh your apples before you peel your orange.
07/20/04 18:40:08 165.138.209.196 Do you like cheese? I like cheese. Cheese is good.
07/26/04 22:02:41 67.174.141.230 Who cut the cheese ?
07/29/04 17:25:23 67.174.141.230 Cushion's ? is Caro history ?
07/29/04 17:39:25 67.174.141.230 Cushion's ? is Caro history ?
07/29/04 17:40:45 67.174.141.230 Cushion's ? is Caro history ?
07/29/04 17:41:06 67.174.141.230 Cushion's ? is Caro history ?
07/29/04 23:17:05 64.91.24.66 Don't know where home is yet. Cushions are waiting in line.
07/30/04 08:51:29 67.174.141.230 let em wait
08/15/04 19:33:06 67.174.141.230 gr or no gr that is the question
08/19/04 22:51:18 64.91.24.127 negatory
08/21/04 16:57:06 67.174.141.230 negatory -- end of story
08/24/04 10:00:08 195.188.20.150 There is no conflict in the truth!
08/26/04 18:06:10 67.127.34.11 Make it dance SUKKA!!
08/28/04 14:54:22 12.39.2.141 If I were the eighth dwarf, my name would be Gassy!
08/31/04 16:42:08 12.39.2.141 Someday a stooge will rise to greatness. I am not that stooge.
09/19/04 11:54:33 67.174.141.230 Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
10/29/04 18:47:41 68.73.221.93 I'm looking looking,,,i see seven sites of ? .
10/31/04 18:33:23 67.177.126.2 MOOOO!!!!
11/01/04 13:32:10 68.22.236.246 Rain drops keep falling on my head - I should quite smoking
11/01/04 13:32:34 68.22.236.246 Rain drops keep falling on my head - I should quit smoking...
11/10/04 06:38:27 67.174.141.230 Man, you are a pathetic loser.
11/17/04 17:17:34 67.177.126.2 Words of Wisdom:Don't eat the red m&m's...don't ask questions! Just don't
12/08/04 03:15:13 65.27.70.208 Wherever you go, there you are
12/26/04 11:39:25 68.73.221.101 Jingle! Jingle! Jingle!
01/13/05 07:58:42 67.174.141.230 my truck needs new brakes, good think my horn works !!
01/13/05 07:59:53 67.174.141.230 My truck needs new brakes, it's a good think my horn works !!
01/14/05 15:49:02 67.174.141.230 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
01/21/05 11:01:28 67.174.141.230 NLC Finials Saturday, Go Team
01/23/05 07:01:27 67.174.141.230 NLC Finials Tuesday, Go Team
01/27/05 08:46:31 67.174.141.230 Sectionals February Third & Fifth Go Team
02/05/05 22:38:18 67.174.141.230 I'm in trouble for staying out late without permission --- somebody help me ...
02/08/05 21:11:26 67.174.141.230 I'm off the manure list, I sweet talked my way out of trouble
02/15/05 20:13:02 67.174.141.230 Give me coffee and no one will get hurt
03/02/05 13:41:18 68.73.221.124 Hurt me and no one will get coffee
03/02/05 20:55:17 67.174.141.230 Delightfully Tacky Yet Unrefined
03/03/05 14:31:49 68.73.221.79 Whaddya tryin' to say?
03/04/05 16:16:32 68.73.221.115 Today is your day to March Forth!
03/05/05 10:07:39 68.73.221.104 Delightfully Wacky yet Undefined
03/10/05 10:34:09 68.73.221.111 funkyc.blogspot.com
03/12/05 09:13:15 67.174.141.230 you go funkyC
04/23/05 09:41:29 68.73.221.110 Okay, who ordered this weather?
05/02/05 21:00:44 67.167.42.147 Hey!! Welcome to my Xanga! HAVE FUN! -sar-
05/15/05 01:44:41 24.11.227.151 I'm changing the message...now...
05/18/05 09:25:10 67.174.141.230 After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.
06/05/05 06:09:17 68.73.221.109 They Pelted Us With Rocks and Garbage!
07/08/05 01:51:53 68.73.221.84 Today's Lunch: Pickled Bologna & Lay's Potato Chips
07/17/05 16:09:53 68.73.221.110 "Today's Lunch: Taquitos, Apples and Cookies
07/19/05 09:18:45 68.73.221.88 Today's Lunch: I think I forgot
07/19/05 14:51:42 68.73.221.112 Today's Lunch: BLT Pizza and Iced Tea
07/21/05 09:23:05 68.73.221.100 Canteloupe, Cauliflour, Cheese Pizza
07/21/05 09:23:22 68.73.221.100 Canteloupe, Cauliflower, Cheese Pizza
08/09/05 12:01:08 67.177.176.15 band tonight state fair and all that
08/12/05 12:17:30 67.177.176.15 kiss me you fool !!!
10/19/05 16:09:34 67.177.176.15 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
10/19/05 16:09:47 67.177.176.15 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
10/19/05 16:10:23 67.177.176.15 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
10/24/05 23:59:44 67.177.176.15 Zig Zaggedy Woop Woop
12/09/05 06:48:07 24.11.227.151 Julie is Cool...
12/30/05 19:39:57 69.162.243.130 Does a fire burn the house up or does it burn the house down?
01/06/06 21:19:36 69.61.162.217 My best friend Tom Elmore is not this Tom Elmore.
01/06/06 21:21:39 69.61.162.217 REAL TOM ELMORE SAYS
01/06/06 21:22:11 69.61.162.217 REAL TOM ELMORE SAYS "If I could come into the web I would strangle all you other Elmore frauds.
01/06/06 21:22:30 69.61.162.217 REAL TOM ELMORE SAYS "If I could come into the web I would strangle all you other Elmore frauds. "
01/06/06 21:26:13 69.61.162.217 I see you Other User!
01/14/06 07:13:05 67.177.176.15 swim meet today - - go elmo
01/14/06 19:14:25 67.177.176.15 swim meet yesterday - - elmor went
01/14/06 22:38:42 67.177.176.15 swim meet yesterday - - elmor went fast
01/16/06 10:42:09 67.177.176.15 conference prelims thursday
01/18/06 19:11:50 68.73.221.87 SWIM, Girl, SWIM!!
01/23/06 08:41:48 67.177.176.15 All-NLC honorable mention
01/25/06 08:22:16 67.177.176.15 on to sectionals
02/03/06 07:42:44 67.177.176.15 finals this saturday
02/05/06 11:04:25 67.177.176.15 i was the proudest dad in the stands !!
02/12/06 00:23:13 67.177.176.15 can ya hear me ?
02/12/06 00:23:47 67.177.176.15 can ya hear me now ?
02/15/06 22:41:12 67.177.176.15 Without geometry, life is pointless
03/11/06 22:51:12 67.22.5.72 Quickly and Expeditiously
05/16/06 11:03:28 67.177.176.15 Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken ?
07/15/06 11:48:00 67.177.176.15 dave was here
07/16/06 10:48:22 67.177.176.15 osteopornosis: a degenerate disease
08/09/06 21:06:19 207.118.249.25 Adventure Julie Goes to School!
09/06/06 17:40:04 67.174.141.100 new message needed
09/08/06 11:31:31 207.118.255.19 Ben says: I dealt it. And it really stinks.
09/19/06 11:47:12 69.179.112.175 This be 'Talk Like A Pirate' Day, me mateys. Arrgh!
09/20/06 09:33:00 207.118.254.129 Monkey...I know you're in here!
09/21/06 17:41:18 69.179.115.89 Feeeeel the Power...change the comments!
09/24/06 09:29:43 67.174.141.100 I'm feeling the power as I type
09/26/06 10:16:23 209.142.149.84 Ben is Ten!
09/27/06 07:43:26 67.174.141.100 Ben is Ten plus one day
09/30/06 08:34:25 67.174.141.100 ò¿ó¬ ICU
10/03/06 14:40:37 67.174.141.100
10/19/06 09:22:48 161.76.9.3 beer is the answer but still dunno the question
10/23/06 08:49:37 207.118.253.44 The Question: Where's the Beer?
10/23/06 11:52:46 67.174.141.100 The Question: Where's the Beef?
10/23/06 23:00:05 207.118.253.44 It's with the Beer.
11/09/06 13:09:34 66.112.58.187 Birthdays: Nathan today and Tom tomorrow.
11/14/06 10:16:13 207.118.250.55 Birthday's over. Now back to work.
12/04/06 09:16:35 67.174.141.100 back to work you slacker
12/19/06 16:27:24 167.127.107.12 Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting...
12/27/06 21:25:53 67.174.141.100 skip, skip, skip to my lou
01/23/07 15:26:57 66.112.58.151 Mambo
02/08/07 14:35:17 67.174.141.100 he's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb
02/15/07 22:34:43 69.179.112.196 Half time. Switch sides.
03/07/07 15:02:04 67.174.141.100 hey you, ya YOU !!!
03/21/07 12:24:01 67.174.141.100 Zig Zaggedy Woop Woop
07/18/07 21:23:36 71.193.120.88 Dave ? Daves not home ....
11/26/07 16:09:00 158.80.40.1 Dave here...any messages for me lately?
02/29/08 21:39:29 71.193.120.88 how do you get to carnegie hall ?
04/07/08 22:03:01 158.80.40.1 how do you get to carnegie hall? Left at Poughkeepsie
04/27/08 14:51:55 24.129.30.50 A LZ Liz brother stopped by to look and admire!
04/30/08 21:09:05 12.39.2.134 Tom is very busy on a molecular level.
05/07/08 18:12:28 12.39.2.134 Notice: If you notice this notice, you'll notice it's not worth noticing.
02/18/09 02:22:10 66.227.213.35 lets make it twelve users
02/18/09 02:26:50 66.227.213.35 lets make it four users
02/18/09 02:27:00 66.227.213.35 lets make it four users
02/20/09 00:00:29 71.193.120.88 Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
10/10/09 16:12:50 86.131.229.75 If you change this message, make it worth the change...
08/23/10 04:22:47 67.177.123.22 She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still.